I'm canadian and we (i assume) have a similar culture as the americans. These don't feel professional, they feel like a satire of professional-speak. Like they

I'm canadian and we (i assume) have a similar culture as the americans. These don't feel professional, they feel like a satire of professional-speak. Like they use all the sterotypical words but they dont sound like things someone would actually say. Unless you are pissed at someone and are trying to tell someone to "fuck off" without getting fired. Which i guess is the point of the site, but not how professional communication works.