Don't miss the "Top News" one-liners! * Federal Employees Given 60 Days to Get Baptized * DOGE Recommends Disbanding Legislative Branch * Trump Continues

Don't miss the "Top News" one-liners! * Federal Employees Given 60 Days to Get Baptized * DOGE Recommends Disbanding Legislative Branch * Trump Continues To Test Legal Limits, Declares Self One of 'Fantastic Four'