Ah, the trappings of the modern haruspex! No need for the stink and mess of cutting up organs, when you can divine "truths" by the unreliable outputs of text-as

Ah, the trappings of the modern haruspex! No need for the stink and mess of cutting up organs, when you can divine "truths" by the unreliable outputs of text-association stochastic models. Plus the D&D folks won't mock you for having lame dice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruspex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruspex