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Next time he'll use the #joke hashtag.

• TazeTSchnitzel 14y ago
  #ThisIsAJokePleaseDontProsecuteMe
  • smashing 14y ago
    If only that worked for Sexual Harassment lawsuits.
  • ktizo 14y ago
    Why should ordinary people have to suffer? Make the terrorists use the #ThisIsAnActualTerrorThreatNoReallyItIs hashtag instead. Which would also give them far less characters left over in which to communicate their despicable intentions and so therefore they won't be able to have as big a list of things they are going to destroy. I'm sure that's more or less how these things work.
    • JoshTriplett 14y ago
      There already exists a much more efficient protocol for that: RFC3514. After all, "is this evil" only requires one bit, information-theoretically. https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3514.txt https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3514.txt
      • pwny 14y ago
        Ok, I might be missing something here, but WTF? Does this bit actually have a use? EDIT: Oh, April 1st...
      • ktizo 14y ago
        That is awesome. I've heard that if you send a packet with the evil flag set to 0xF, they immediately dispatch the drones for protocol infractions.