I hate these things but they're not made for you and me. They're made for some VP who pays the developer's salary. Most VPs think the point of their website is

I hate these things but they're not made for you and me. They're made for some VP who pays the developer's salary. Most VPs think the point of their website is to impress rather than to inform. I'm only impressed by websites that do inform, but I'm rarely the person who writes a check to the company with the impressive website. That person is ... another VP.