Yeah sure washing your hands kills 99.99% of bacteria, but not 100%. Why obsess over that 0.01% when surrounded by dark age skiddies who haven't discovered ger

Yeah sure washing your hands kills 99.99% of bacteria, but not 100%. Why obsess over that 0.01% when surrounded by dark age skiddies who haven't discovered germ theory yet, focus the message: "wash your hands!"