"Here's one they just made up: near miss. When two planes almost collide they call it a near miss. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss." ~ George Carlin

"Here's one they just made up: near miss. When two planes almost collide they call it a near miss. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss." ~ George Carlin [0] [0]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKdvTecYAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKdvTecYAM