This essay was originally written in cuneiform script on a clay tablet by Conan the Cimmerian. That’s why I aspire to live in the hills by the might of my thew

This essay was originally written in cuneiform script on a clay tablet by Conan the Cimmerian. That’s why I aspire to live in the hills by the might of my thews. I shall catch the swift hare and eat it raw. I shall drink the rain water as it tumbles from Old Man Oak leaf. I shall be strong and never depend on the vicissitudes of other men!