Uff I wanted to read a good flame on Dan Brown, unfortunately this critique just reads like someone just finished a tutorial on good writing and all they learne

Uff I wanted to read a good flame on Dan Brown, unfortunately this critique just reads like someone just finished a tutorial on good writing and all they learned is strict rules set in stone. Are the Dan Brown books anything more than mediocre fantasy entertainment? Nope. But this critique doesn't do anything to convince me I should give a fork about their opinion, because their points are so superficial. Oh well at least it was way shorter than the books...