Not only that, but do not say say "Gimme a lawyer, dawg" or else corrupt police will maliciously pretend you were merely asking for a legally trained canine, an

Not only that, but do not say say "Gimme a lawyer, dawg" or else corrupt police will maliciously pretend you were merely asking for a legally trained canine, and another incompetent judge might let them get away with it. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for-a-lawyer-dawg-judge-says-he-asked-for-a-lawyer-dog.html https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/10/suspect-asks-for... But in all seriousness: Do not be afraid to sound like a fool making short, unambiguous, and repeated requests for a lawyer if you have to.