This isn't quite the same, but it reminds me of something a bit less clever (and a lot less powerful) I came up with a little while back when writing some code

This isn't quite the same, but it reminds me of something a bit less clever (and a lot less powerful) I came up with a little while back when writing some code to handle a binary format that used a lot of 32-bit integers that I needed to use for math on indexes in vectors. I was fairly confident that the code would never need to run on 16-bit platforms, but converting from a 32-bit integer to a usize in Rust technically is considered fallible due to the fact that you can't necessarily assume that a usize is more 16 bits, and frustrating `usize` only implements `TryFrom<u32>` rather than conditionally implementing `From<u32>` on 32-bit and 64-bit platforms. I wanted to avoid having to do any casting that could silently get messed up if I happened to switch any of the integer types I used later, but I also was irrationally upset at the idea of having to check at runtime for something that should be obvious at compile time. The solution I came up with was putting a static assertion that the target pointer width was either 32 or 64 bits inside the error-handling path, followed by marking the code path as `unreachable!()` that would never get executed (because either the error handling path wouldn't be taken, or the static assertion would stop the code from having been compiled in the first place. Even though this wasn't meaningfully different from just conditionally compiling to make sure the platform was suitable and then putting `unreachable!()` unconditionally in the error handling path, having the compile-time insertion locally in the spot where the error was being handled felt like I magically turned the runtime error into a compile-time one; it was quite literally possible to write it as a function that could be dropped into any codebase without having to make any other changes to ensure it was used safely.