(sob) Shrimp Jesus is real! (sniffle) Also, turning lead into gold is easy: Just break all the protons off to get Hydrogen and maybe Helium, then compress it b

(sob) Shrimp Jesus is real! (sniffle) Also, turning lead into gold is easy: Just break all the protons off to get Hydrogen and maybe Helium, then compress it back so you get a star to form, and wait for it to go nova. Or, if you're in a hurry, you can compress your Hydrogen more and if you kind of jiggle it just the right way then you should get some gold along with other heavy elements.