“Your iPhone screen is so skinny it’s basically a vertical Hot Dog mode survivor, you came here from Hacker News like a Vancouverite cosplaying as a Silicon Val

“Your iPhone screen is so skinny it’s basically a vertical Hot Dog mode survivor, you came here from Hacker News like a Vancouverite cosplaying as a Silicon Valley “disruptor,” and with 5 max touch points, your phone’s ready for a jazz hand performance nobody asked for.” This is indeed how it feels to browse HackerNews from the frozen wastes of Vancouver.