> coding in a sulfur-scented bath while flexing 12 CPU cores to refresh *Hacker News* like it’s your job? Even your Firefox setup screams "I maxed out my specs

> coding in a sulfur-scented bath while flexing 12 CPU cores to refresh *Hacker News* like it’s your job? Even your Firefox setup screams "I maxed out my specs just to argue in the comments," yet here you are, roasting yourself via a web app. NPCs wish they were this predictably extra. No u!