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Satoshi Nakamoto is actually a Trisolaran alien who came to Earth to hasten climate change and have humanity kill off itself.

• koakuma-chan 2y ago
  Every civilization reaches a point where they invent cryptocurrencies, burn through all their resources mining imaginary coins, and that's why the universe is so quiet.
  • antiraza 2y ago
    The universe is a dark mint.
  • oblio 2y ago
    Hey, at least they're not making paper clips.
  • ryandvm 2y ago
    "Crypto is one of the great filters" is a hilarious take.
• mistercheph 2y ago
  How much energy are we spending to try to summon stochastic parrot but world-ending doomsday edition?
  • 1659447091 2y ago
    Two wrongs does not a right make