Two random things completely tangent to the article's main topic: 1. The bit at the end about the happenstance of having stock in "every hotel, airline, bank,

Two random things completely tangent to the article's main topic: 1. The bit at the end about the happenstance of having stock in "every hotel, airline, bank, and similar I use" as a chip to potentially use in a customer service escalation case is hilarious and yet a bit thought provoking.... and 2. I'd love to sit across a poker table from Patrick some day, however terrifying that may be.