We can discount this almost instantly, mainly because humans can't do this. Humana have evolved an astoundingly fast facial recognition and analysis system, and

We can discount this almost instantly, mainly because humans can't do this. Humana have evolved an astoundingly fast facial recognition and analysis system, and have pattern recognition so complete that we often see faces in clouds, or tree bark or anything, really. If predictive appearance recognition were possible, humans would already do it, and we'd have evolved to fit whatever pattern of appearance denotes "success".