Trump spent almost nothing to print up a fixed bunch of collectible "Official I Wuv Trump 2025" cards, and sold a fifth of them now, while holding on to the oth

Trump spent almost nothing to print up a fixed bunch of collectible "Official I Wuv Trump 2025" cards, and sold a fifth of them now, while holding on to the other 4/5ths for later. Buying those other 80% from him using cash will be how companies and foreign governments bribe him for presidential favors or to hurt their competition, while pretending that they just wanted the cards. You might also be able to get minor favors by showing-off your existing collection, just to prove you're a fan. Having a way to "use" the coin for real-world results actually makes it slightly less-silly than most... Alas, it happens to based on evil crimes that will hurt the vast majority of Americans.