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Careful there. Isaiah 55:11 "so shall My word be that goeth forth out of My mouth: It shall not return unto Me void" There's a real chance that God is a funct
by Verdex 2y ago
Careful there. Isaiah 55:11 "so shall My word be that goeth forth out of My mouth: It shall not return unto Me void"
There's a real chance that God is a functional forth programmer.
- rtkwe 2y agoWe also know that the Apostles all shared a Honda accord too, Acts 5:12: “They were all with one Accord” and that God was more of a classic car guy and drove a Plymouth Fury, from Jeremiah 32:37: “He drove them out of the land in His Fury”.
- AnonymousPlanet 2y agoThat's a wonderful little lesson about the perils of using outdated translations. I'm leaning towards Bob Kanefsky on this one and suspect all was beautifully hacked together in Lisp.
- layer8 2y agoIt’s really Perl, though: https://xkcd.com/224/ https://xkcd.com/224/
- ASalazarMX 2y agoForth? God likely programs in machine language, as even Assembly is a crutch for mere mortals to glimpse divinity. Even more, it looks like he might be a computer himself! > John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
- TheNewsIsHere 2y agoGod was Clippy all along?
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- layer8 2y agoIt looks like you're creating a world. Would you like help? • Get help with creating the world • Just create the world without help [ ] Don't show me this tip again
- dartos 2y agoIt’s pretty well known that god wrote the universe in lisp and a ball of Perl scripts.
- strangattractor 2y agoIf God actually exists and cares about programmers why did he let BrainF*k exist?
- scotty79 2y agoTo punish the wicked.
- strangattractor 2y agoThat little quip of mine actually got downvoted by someone. HackerNews readers are a fickle bunch.
- scotty79 2y agoI got just one upvote. Humor here is occasionally appreciated but not strongly and not often.