Allegedly an adaptation has been tried before! https://archive.org/details/theone-magazine-29/page/n17/mode/2up https://archive.org/details/theone-magazine-29/

Allegedly an adaptation has been tried before! https://archive.org/details/theone-magazine-29/page/n17/mode/2up https://archive.org/details/theone-magazine-29/page/n17/mode... ... with some unfortunate phrasing.