Jumps off the creativity shark at "will you marry me". Should be "shall we convince the board of directors of your parent corporation to underwrite a merger de

Jumps off the creativity shark at "will you marry me". Should be "shall we convince the board of directors of your parent corporation to underwrite a merger deal whereby we unite your corporate assets with mine under a single shelter? As a modern organization, you may continue to operate under the same branding, if you choose, and the value of your stock shall not be diluted.