I'll mention something that we all probably know: The crumminess is the point. Anyone with any intelligence would pass over this as a scam. The scammers don't

I'll mention something that we all probably know: The crumminess is the point. Anyone with any intelligence would pass over this as a scam. The scammers don't want someone with any intelligence. Hence, the more obviously that it's a scam, the better. Same thing with those Nigerian Prince email scams being garbage English. It's a crude, but effective, filter.