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Is nobody here working at a public company? These memos all look the same. They mean exactly nothing and people really do not care about them. Want a free templ
by fs111 14y ago
Is nobody here working at a public company? These memos all look the same. They mean exactly nothing and people really do not care about them. Want a free template, here you go:
Dear $EMPLOYESS_OF_COMPANY,
$COMPANY is close to my heart because, because, because.
You people are the most important asset. Talent. Innovation. Amazing. Don't drop the ball. Bla bla bla. Need time to figure out what to do next.
Thank you $FORMER_CEO.
Talk to me.
$NEW_CEO
- pasbesoin 14y agoI like the context-appropriate use of sigils. Nice touch.
- mkramlich 14y ago> You people are the most important asset. [Except I will become the highest paid one by an obscene multiple order of magnitude.] Talent. Innovation. Amazing. Don't drop the ball. Bla bla bla. Need time to figure out what to do next. added something to the template