The only mixer I've ever had with Malort that actually tastes acceptable is Slush Puppie. A few years ago on a vacation a three friends each brought a bottle an

The only mixer I've ever had with Malort that actually tastes acceptable is Slush Puppie. A few years ago on a vacation a three friends each brought a bottle and we tried everything with it. A vanilla and Malort milkshake wasn't _terrible_. The way it was pitched to me was "this is so bad that during prohibition they let people still sell this because it tasted so bad".