Avoid all business dealings with ____ and ____. It will spare you from foreclosure, personal bankruptcy and the destruction of your family. If you don't mind "

Avoid all business dealings with ____ and ____. It will spare you from foreclosure, personal bankruptcy and the destruction of your family. If you don't mind "taking one for the team", consider bringing a taser and a tree chipper to that meeting you're about to go into. Be sure ____ goes in feet first. Thanks! Your future self.