The worst offenders are the “organic” ones, which don’t even indicate that the drink has been sweetened. Even if I wasn’t 99% sure that crap was poison, I find

The worst offenders are the “organic” ones, which don’t even indicate that the drink has been sweetened. Even if I wasn’t 99% sure that crap was poison, I find it cloyingly sweet in an unbearable way, and can’t imagine voluntarily ingesting it.