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A cradle that updates the baby's facebook page based on decibels, activity, dampness.

• razzmataz 18y ago
  That sounds more appropriate for twitter...
• aantix 18y ago
  Hmmm, what about a carousel/mobile that sits above the crib. The mobile has a camera in it that takes daily pictures of the baby's face so that the parents can see their child's progression. Maybe the mobile could upload the photos to an online album.
• IsaacSchlueter 18y ago
  how is babby warmed?
  • petercooper 18y ago
    For those who didn't get the parent's joke: http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
• run4yourlives 18y ago
  Shouldn't the parent pay more attention to the baby than to facebook? :-) Just Saying.
  • tptacek 18y ago
    He's not saying that, he's saying that you should be living his parenthood vicariously through Facebook. I agree: you should.
    • IsaacSchlueter 18y ago
      +1 Vicarious parenthood is cheaper, cleaner, and you can take a break from it whenever you want. But nieces and nephews have a higher payoff than Facebook.
      • tptacek 18y ago
        My sister and brothers would disagree, since I pester them to babysit.
• joshwa 18y ago
  http://trixietracker.com/ http://trixietracker.com/