My wife and I had our first child at the end of April, and the first few weeks of her life we had absolutely 0 time outside of caring for her and basic care/hyg

My wife and I had our first child at the end of April, and the first few weeks of her life we had absolutely 0 time outside of caring for her and basic care/hygiene for ourselves. Absolutely nothing can prepare you for taking care of a newborn. It's not like taking care of a puppy, it's a 100% 24/7 job where almost every waking moment is dedicated to making sure the baby is comforted, well-fed, well-slept, clean and cared for. I honestly have no idea how Marissa Mayer expects to do any work during her short maternity leave, that is unless 1) her husband takes care of the baby 99% of the time, 2) they have a live-in nanny to actually take care of the baby, 3) she elects not to breast feed (which you do every 2-3 hours for a newborn) and bottle feeds instead, or 4) she will open her laptop when the baby is sleeping, which is a bad idea because you're supposed to sleep when the baby sleeps or else you become sleep deprived extremely quickly.