I think you've swung the other way a bit too far, I've never seen application logic split between the app and database not become a huge PITA. I would never ha

I think you've swung the other way a bit too far, I've never seen application logic split between the app and database not become a huge PITA. I would never have my DB trigger a webhook for me but I would have it act as a message broker back to my own code that triggers a webhook. I don't want my DB ever initiating an outbound connection.