And what's the first thing I read on the Guardian's site today? A tongue-in-cheek Olympics etiquette guide that starts with: Welcome, and before we begin – ple

And what's the first thing I read on the Guardian's site today? A tongue-in-cheek Olympics etiquette guide that starts with: Welcome, and before we begin – please accept our apologies. Your four-hour nightmare wait at passport control should not be taken as a symptom of Britain's contempt for foreigners. It is merely a symptom of a woeful lack of spending on a key aspect of travel infrastructure in the run-up to a hugely important event. In other words, it's the government that hates you. Don't worry, they hate us too. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/16/etiquette-guide-visitors-london-olympics http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012/jul/16/etiquette-guide-...