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Just wait.... "Your hammer has reached its monthly nail limit. Please upgrade to the pro plan to unlock an additional 60 nails"

• vaindil 2y ago
  I'm having a really fun time imagining how a hammer would physically prevent you from hammering a nail based on a subscription.
  • anonandy42 2y ago
    [dead]
  • cozzyd 2y ago
    Handle has retractable spikes (digitally retractable mincers, perhaps?) to promote compliance.
  • TeMPOraL 2y ago
    They wouldn't. Instead, they'd try to keep charging you automatically for out-of-plan extra nailing, and if you denied them the ability to charge your CC, they'll put your debt to collections by the end of the month.