I was a Microsoft employee once. I had a Macbook. Swear to God. Where did you see me? (Flamewar fire extinguisher disclaimer: I was the subject of an acquisit

I was a Microsoft employee once. I had a Macbook. Swear to God. Where did you see me? (Flamewar fire extinguisher disclaimer: I was the subject of an acquisition and the software I was working on had a requirement to run on OS X. Also, my team didn't work in any division even remotely related to Windows/Office/etc.)