Situation: People are getting fat from choosing to eat too much bacon "Pitiful, though with a thankfully straightforward cure. We arrest all pig farmers, meat

Situation: People are getting fat from choosing to eat too much bacon "Pitiful, though with a thankfully straightforward cure. We arrest all pig farmers, meat packers and delivery drivers while inspecting all refrigerated cargo at checkpoints. We shall demolish any restaurant serving pork, blame each person who has ever eaten a slice regardless of their health, and demonize every salty and fatty food." "Yes, my stance is drastic. But once we remove the burden of choice from our citizens, they will be empowered to make new, more valuable decisions with their life. Bacon will never be a problem again." New situation: People have quit bacon and started smoking cigarettes