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Absolutely! Realtime data will require a subscription, which will also include an LLM analysis of the past week's data. I think one of the VCs funding my upcomi
by jaennaet 2y ago
Absolutely! Realtime data will require a subscription, which will also include an LLM analysis of the past week's data. I think one of the VCs funding my upcoming disruptive space station piss tank telemetry platform requested that.
I'm pretty sure I can also shove a blockchain in there somewhere too even though they're a bit passé.
- kylecazar 2y agoMore agile
- mgsouth 2y agoYou don't really want an agile toilet interface. This is more a waterfall project.
- readyplayernull 2y agoMake sure there's plenty of space to output those logs.
- roland35 2y agoBoooo :)
- gruturo 2y agoWaterfall in a zero-g environment? I don't think so sir, Agile all the way.
- VTimofeenko 2y agoWhy not kanban? Stuff floats in the air on its own anyway.
- juahan 2y agoFinally a real 3D kanban.
- NBJack 2y agoI regret to inform you that waterfall planning is often considered a fail state in the toilet development world (and a messy one to clean up). I can however recommend the Spiral Model [1] as a lesser known Waterfall variation, which carries a heavier focus on risk management. It resembles a conch shell, and may require up to three attempts [2] to get your toilet development process correct. [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_model https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_model [2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)
- wayvey 2y agoThank you, this response made my day:)
- borski 2y agoThank you for this holiday gift of laughter <3
- KaiserPro 2y agoWill you release the piss dataset for commercial use? or will you consider a piss left license?
- charles_f 2y agoWill it be called the piss+ or the piss-pro?
- throwup238 2y agoPiss+ ofcourse. It sets up the zero-G defecation market for the much more profitable piss+poop product. But the real money is in piss+poop enterprise which comes with SSO (single shit to orbit).
- robertlagrant 2y agoCan you elaborate on where quantum computing can fit in? We want this thing future-proofed.
- jaennaet 2y agopISSStream is already a quantum application as I wrote it while in a box with a poison gas system that can be triggered by the decay of a radionuclide, allowing me to be in a superposition of being alive and dead – technically the app both exists and doesn't exist. I'm 100% certain this is how quantum computation works and am available for department chair positions and speaking engagements for conferences.
- slater 2y agoSentient cat programmer: Confirmed.
- robertlagrant 2y agoThat makes sense, but what if your service goes down and we can't get a hold of all the valid data? Before I invest in the $0/year fee, I'd like you to confirm that you're using the Blockchain somehow?