Nice article, but let's not just skid past the subtle nominative determinism of the first peer commenter, evolutionary biologist and animal behaviorist, Mallory

Nice article, but let's not just skid past the subtle nominative determinism of the first peer commenter, evolutionary biologist and animal behaviorist, Mallory Wiper, who just had to take a swipe at the first comment. Of course, she may have originally been the rearmost comment, and was just moved to the front of the queue, naturally.