I did something like this a few weeks ago using quotes from a loudly spoken team member. Previously my workmates and I had started jotting down his sayings, an

I did something like this a few weeks ago using quotes from a loudly spoken team member. Previously my workmates and I had started jotting down his sayings, and before we knew it had 2,000 or so entries in a database of the stuff he had said. I ran it though a Markov chain to see what sort of nonsense it would produce. My favorite thing that came out of it so far is the following, "While I am changing my underwear people should check my email. Its an old Greek saying mate."