With apologies to Roald Dahl (The Twits): That evening, the Roly-Poly Bird flew round and round The Big Red House singing out, "There's sticky dirt stuff

With apologies to Roald Dahl (The Twits): That evening, the Roly-Poly Bird flew round and round The Big Red House singing out, "There's sticky dirt stuff all over the pane! If you fly at the surface, you'll damage your brain! So fly away! Fly away! Do not crash! Or you'll finish up tomorrow in a cold Bird Mash!"