OK, fine. But give me an actual office, not the open plan that's like standing in a train station with a constant loud noise level (I'm from the US - I have to

OK, fine. But give me an actual office, not the open plan that's like standing in a train station with a constant loud noise level (I'm from the US - I have to imagine that horror). If I wanted to be around people, I'd be in marketing or management, but I like to pretend I'm actually useful and that means I need the quiet of a graveyard so I can concentrate on actually getting work done.