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The most important factor in that the Patrician (Havelock Vetinari, as a joke on the Medicis) ensures that almost everyone agrees that his continued rule is mar
by Terr_ 2y ago
The most important factor in that the Patrician (Havelock Vetinari, as a joke on the Medicis) ensures that almost everyone agrees that his continued rule is marginally better than upsetting the status-quo... And in some cases allows opposition to succeed just enough to make people regret it.
Part of this rests on the ancient Guild of Assassins, which requires a certain amount of style and also has a very very dim view on anyone threatening their monopoly on killing-for-profit. Their price for going after Vetinari is high enough to discourage most bidders, and Vetinari is a skilled (mostly non-practicing) alumnus that can largely protect himself from them.
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> “I see you're very comfortable here,” said Vimes weakly.
> “Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself,” said the Patrician, laying out the food on the cloth. “The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.”
> “We all thought you had built secret tunnels and suchlike,” said Vimes.
> “Can't imagine why,” said the Patrician. “One would have to keep on running. So inefficient. Whereas here I am at the hub of things. I hope you understand that, Vimes. Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.”
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> "You see,” he said, “it’s always the case, is it not, that should a city be overtaken by violent civil unrest the current ruler is thrown into the dungeons? To a certain type of mind that is so much more satisfying than mere execution."
> “Well, okay, but I don’t see—” Vimes began.
> “And you look at this door and what you see is a really strong cell door, yes?”
> “Of course. You’ve only got to look at the bolts and—”
> “You know, I’m really rather pleased,” said Lord Vetinari quietly.
> Vimes stared at the door until his eyebrows ached. And then, just as random patterns in cloud suddenly, without changing in any way, become a horse’s head or a sailing ship, he saw what he’d been looking at all along. A sense of terrifying admiration overcame him.
> He wondered what it was like in the Patrician’s mind. All cold and shiny, he thought, all blued steel and icicles and little wheels clicking along like a huge clock. The kind of mind that would carefully consider its own downfall and turn it to advantage. It was a perfectly normal dungeon door, but it all depended on your sense of perspective.
> In this dungeon the Patrician could hold off the world. All that was on the outside was the lock. All the bolts and bars were on the inside.
-- Guards! Guards!