The answer would be the FAA for sabotage of an aircraft and the local sheriff for unlawful discharge of a firearm within town limits. The FAA may have someone

The answer would be the FAA for sabotage of an aircraft and the local sheriff for unlawful discharge of a firearm within town limits. The FAA may have someone who knows, but the interesting people wouldn't be the ones to show up when there's no need for them to do so.