When "incompetence" is so conveniently beneficial, and you have no way to prove, then the appearance of impropriety is enough to go ahead and charge impropriety

When "incompetence" is so conveniently beneficial, and you have no way to prove, then the appearance of impropriety is enough to go ahead and charge impropriety. I'm "incompetent" at doing the laundry. Strangely it's ok because strangely I never get asked to do the laundry. What a totally coincidental benefit that I am not knowingly perpetuating at all.