I thought this was a parody of Guardian-style opinion columns at first. You know, "I have a strong opinion and here are Y meandering and mildly amusing/lighthea

I thought this was a parody of Guardian-style opinion columns at first. You know, "I have a strong opinion and here are Y meandering and mildly amusing/lighthearted reasons why" op-eds. I like opinion columns and would love to see more about software development, but this one feels like it's going for the lowest of hanging fruit. Anyone who cares about JavaScript either way will already have an opinion and won't be won over by a humorous take. I do like the author's style though, so don't interpret this as crapping on his work. Looking at the "More from this author", it seems this is his genuine style, and I found some of his other pieces to be good reads. More please.