I once used `SELECT TOP 1` ... `ORDER BY NEWID()` to pick a record from a table of millions. Millions of UUIDs generated! All so one would randomly be picked a

I once used `SELECT TOP 1` ... `ORDER BY NEWID()` to pick a record from a table of millions. Millions of UUIDs generated! All so one would randomly be picked as the lowest valued and the attached record returned. Such a waste!