As a child I thought about what the perfect computer would be, and I came to the conclusion it would have no screen, no mouse, and no keyboard. It would just ha

As a child I thought about what the perfect computer would be, and I came to the conclusion it would have no screen, no mouse, and no keyboard. It would just have a big red button labeled "DO WHAT I WANT", and when I press it, it does what I want. I still think this is the perfect computer. I would gladly throw away everything I know about programming to have such a machine. But I don't deny your accusation; I am the laziest person imaginable, and all the better an engineer for it.