We don’t revile Disney for not letting us make Mickey Mouse slash fiction. We revile them because in order to protect a 90 year old mouse cartoon they’ve made

We don’t revile Disney for not letting us make Mickey Mouse slash fiction. We revile them because in order to protect a 90 year old mouse cartoon they’ve made it so no English teacher below high school can teach any literature that is younger than 100 years old, because it’s too expensive to reprint it.