On the way to work today, I made a joke about a full-size truck by mockingly saying "hurr, I drive a big truck to my white collar job to have more mass in an ac

On the way to work today, I made a joke about a full-size truck by mockingly saying "hurr, I drive a big truck to my white collar job to have more mass in an accident because I suck at driving." My friend (and conveniently coworker) says "by Game Theory he's technically winning." Then I got more upset because damn it, he's right.