Why yes, I did run out of ability to run on ramen around the same time I got my first girlfriend - but the causation of the correlation was reversed, that is, I

Why yes, I did run out of ability to run on ramen around the same time I got my first girlfriend - but the causation of the correlation was reversed, that is, I ran out of ability to live without a girlfriend, which up until that point I'd been doing effortlessly.