> V8 has been around for about 16 years. Huh, well, clearly that's impossible. It was first released in 2008, and I'm still an 18-year-old with a full head of

> V8 has been around for about 16 years. Huh, well, clearly that's impossible. It was first released in 2008, and I'm still an 18-year-old with a full head of hair, faith in humanity, and hope for the future, so it can only have been around for a year or two at most.