If you need help with the turkey, Butterball runs a phone bank every November with people who can advise you on defrosting, cooking, and food safety. 1-800-butt

If you need help with the turkey, Butterball runs a phone bank every November with people who can advise you on defrosting, cooking, and food safety. 1-800-butterball But if your turkey is still frozen (today is Thanksgiving), you're going to have to fall back to "thanksgiving pizza". Even defrosting it by running cold water over it in the sink won't get it ready to cook in time.