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Now imagine you heard that terrifying scream, followed it down the ravine, and there's a shaman sitting cross legged, looking at you unblinkingly and blowing in
by rfarley04 2y ago
Now imagine you heard that terrifying scream, followed it down the ravine, and there's a shaman sitting cross legged, looking at you unblinkingly and blowing into a human skull
- lazide 2y agoChoose your own adventure: a) you run away screaming b) you approach and inquire what services are offered.
- 77pt77 2y agob) I approach and inquire what services are offered.
- rfarley04 2y agoA) classically trained orchestral skull piper B) artisanal skull whistle carving C) SEO consulting for the occult "What're ya buyin'?"
- jzemeocala 2y agoIf I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest?
- rfarley04 2y agoA hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them.
- gaoryrt 2y agou guys go get a room
- 77pt77 2y agoC) SEO consulting for the occult
- rfarley04 2y agoExcellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice.
- gostsamo 2y agoanswer - you are not the user, you are the service
- ASalazarMX 2y agoUnexpected answer. Your soul has been added to the human skull. (R)etry, or (Q)uit?